CRAFT Moment 

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

CRAFT Moment by Kitty Firefly August 2, 2008

Kohl's Moment 

I have a friend that shops at Kohl's a lot, and every time she goes there to shop, she gets a shit attack and has to run to the bathroom in the middle of her shopping.

Whan you are engaged in an important or interesting activity and you suddenly have the overwhelming urge to have an immediate bowel movement.

I was in the middle of a business meeting when I suddenly had a Kohl's moment and had to excuse myself and sprint to the bathroom.

Kohl's Moment by Frankie67 July 11, 2010

Chodac Moment 

Taking a spontaneous picture while giving Chodal Domination, also known as pressing one's chode to another's face.

Geez, that was a chodac moment last night.

Chodac Moment by Chodal Domination January 19, 2008

Sombrero moment 

Whenever someone makes a joke that they say "is really funny" before they tell it, and it really isn't funny so there is a big long drawn out silence while everyone stares at the kid wondering what the fuck he was thinking when he told it. Derived from the expression: "The only thing that could've made that funny was if you were wearing a sombrero".

Kid #1: Oh my god, this is so funny! I went to the store, and an old lady rung me up, and then asked me for my drivers license! haha!
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.

Sombrero moment by Dark Horse Pony Dude February 28, 2009

K-Moment 

Of or pertaining to the Hmong species of nigorant cum eating Jew fiends of society that states the obvious.

"(sending an text message to someone saying "hey are you on your phone?')"-- K-Moment

K-Moment by Communistic April 27, 2009

Gucci Moment 

"i'm so icy my squad run in snow" when you spontaneaously come in contact with a gucci man song and start to rap along, usually only saying "burr!" or "Yeaaaaaaa".

gucci man song plays* and you imediately reply with Burr!

Gucci Moment

Gucci Moment by thrilla28 July 7, 2010

Savage Moment

When people are expecting you to say one thing and you completely hijaak the moment and yell CUNT at the top of your lungs.

Tony was about to call the king a monster, when, suddenly his eyes glazed in a haze of red and channelling from the bowels of hell itself through him there was an amazing ear shattering 'CUNT' instead, the whole court stood amazed and in awe for it was a glorious savage moment.

Savage Moment by RandomBastard November 9, 2010