John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020

John Cena

Someone you can't see

Adam: Look at this picture i got with John Cena!

James: I can't see anyone?..

by John Cena's Manager December 8, 2020

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Houde

THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

john krasinski

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father

me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

by charleystarr2025 July 26, 2021

The John Horton

A man with a beard of fire that will knuckle fuck your cocksucker into oblivion. He will claim your woman with his absolutely average penis

The John Horton knuckle fucked my cocksucker and fucked my wife

by Longishdong August 11, 2021

John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by anonymous August 19, 2021