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Jeet "Angie" Kune Do: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jeet "Angie" Kune Do: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025
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jeezl

this guy is jeezl
by uncle barthi February 5, 2025
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jeerrigation

Da total "flood" of boos and hisses dat politicians and other bu**s**t-spouting public speakers encounter on an almost daily basis.
A majority of da public is thoroughly weary and doubtful of da statements made by any and all government figures, so you might still get at least some jeerrigation even if you are indeed trying to tell da truth and honestly working to improve current issues.
by QuacksO February 11, 2025
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when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
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Jeet

An indian person who sells on the first green candle after they buy in. Everyone hates jeets, they have no conviction.
Amir jeeted for $2 profit and missed a 5x
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Jeep

The sexiest looking vehicle of all time. No competition, other than maybe the LaFerrari or Suzuki Swift.
oh hey look it's a Jeep
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Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking

Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups

Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”

Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).
“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”
by krocksey April 6, 2025
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