january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January 20

The day were your boyfriend has to send a nut video but with the sound on

Person 1: hey did you hear it’s January 20 you know what the means

Person 2: yeah my bf already sent the video with the sound on

by Mikayla_has_hoes January 20, 2021

January 27

Nation give your girl a kiss day

January 27- give your girl a kiss

by Barkeisha Lawson January 26, 2023

January 5th

National school fight day 2.0

Its january 5th time to finally have a school fight

by Shaz05 December 18, 2021

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.

“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”

by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024