Fake Ass Mom 

A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.

Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.

Person 2: What a bitch!

Fake Ass Mom by anonymous-bitch August 12, 2018

fake fail 

To fake fail is to tell others you did not study or practice and then do well in that exam.

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

fake fail by Conroy2260 October 21, 2018

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

Facesitting by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019

Fake thinking 

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

Fake thinking by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Fake friends 

The people you hang out with at school.

“Hey girly”
^^example of what fake friends say.

Fake friends by An.angel June 15, 2019

Fake bro 

A bro that doesn't put in effort to hangout or talk. One that doesn't get on Xbox with the bois.

Yeah, Daniel is such a fake bro.

Fake bro by Ironleal June 28, 2019

Fake Cunt Complex 

Describes someone who lies their way through everything and gaslights everyone around them. Will also try and one up anybody they deem a threat to their image. Has a superiority complex and seeks validation by putting others down.

Look. That bitch has a fake cunt complex kinda like a KNife. Just backstabbing everyone and everything.

Fake Cunt Complex by Masternerd November 25, 2019