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chris brown 

Chris Brown is another R&B singer who sounds the same as every other R&B singer out there (most of them do). The only difference is that his voice is more whiny and irratating. He acts like he's straight up out da hood, but he really grew up in a rich neighbourhood. He's a fraud who talks about Hummers and other expensive cars, but he doesn't even have his licence yet. He also says that he's a better dancer than the much more talented Usher. Chris Brown is a joke. He can't sing, he lacks originality, he stalks women in his videos, and he's full of himself. For some unknown reason, girls like him. He looks like a monkey. He's also a fruit. In no way does he come close to Michael Jackson.
Dunce teenage girl: Chris Brown is so cute!!!!

Me: Chris Brown is a gay, fake, untalented, stalking, monkey-looking fad.
chris brown by srb23 January 4, 2007

Chris Brown 

Don't make me chris brown yo ass!
Chris Brown by boopybaby March 1, 2009

Chris Brown 

any act of violence against a woman
He straight Chris Browned her in the jaw!
Chris Brown by chi city real talk February 10, 2009

Chris Brown 

v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"
Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.
Chris Brown by minhdzuy February 11, 2009

Chris Brown 

The act of beating up someone, or a girl


Bro, chill out before i go Chris Brown on you!
Chris Brown by Sir Saula February 9, 2009

Chris Christie

Former New Jersey Attorney General running as a Republican against incumbent Democrat Jon Corzine for New Jersey Governor 2009. He has a very distinctive due to his weight problem, but it doesnt make him any different as a candidate.
p1 "Who are you voting for Governor"
p2 "Jon Corzine."
p1" Wth? After he messed up our state? vote for chris christie"
Chris Christie by BelmarBeachBum September 26, 2009