cold sausage 

When a blokes piece of meat gets all wrinkled hes a horny OAP

All horny old men

cold sausage by british beauty May 26, 2004

Puget Sound Sausage 

A vile sexual act in the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Alabama Hot Pocket. To properly perform a Puget Sound Sausage, the male must excrete a good deal of liquid diarrhea into the toilet while his partner is unaware. Once the water is good and brown, the male dips his phallus into the diarrhea/toilet water mixture, then runs outside and sticks his member into his partner's mouth before he/she realizes the penis is covered in diarrhea.

"I straight up gave that slut a Puget Sound Sausage last night, son!"

Puget Sound Sausage by Fatterrific January 1, 2009

silly sausage 

when one has branches and/or homeslices. This person/object is classed as a silly sausage. :FAT

Good morning Colin, silly sausage, did you pick up the baked goods?

silly sausage by :FAT March 3, 2005

smoked sausage fest 

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

smoked sausage fest by Bazly January 1, 2010

Bot A Sausage 

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

Bot A Sausage by David J Wild November 5, 2008

san francisco sausage 

the act of homosexual oral sex

erik really wasnts to eat a san francisco sausage from bryce.

san francisco sausage by dr fart nugget the 2nd July 9, 2010

digital love sausage 

A technophile's unit. Unit meaning piece. Piece meaning Sesage.

Special K came up with this one in an IRC room #wf irc.enterthegame.com back in 2000.

Directed at the misses:
You want some of the digital love sausage?

digital love sausage by Riley Porter February 8, 2005