elise johanson

elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!

me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"

by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005

johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 1, 2009

Johnsonville surprise

the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.

Kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise

by Ashtonious November 9, 2012

Johnsoned

Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.

Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.

Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.

by Easy Ezz April 22, 2016

Johnsoned

To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.

Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit

by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016

Johnsonville gangbang

The act of eating an entire pack of Johnsonville Brats

Wow, I think Carl is going to complete the Johnsonville gangbang.

by Aaron The Terrible December 19, 2016

Johnsonia

A Smith/Larz word to describe an out of this world sexual experience without sounding derogatory or crude, and also can be said around the family table without anyone else knowing what the fuck it means

**smirh** Hey, Larz, did you manage to go to Johnsonia last night?

**Larz** Yes I did mate, the girl was tang, worked it like a boss, so much so, that this chap was unprepared and she had to provide a Johnson sock so I could get her to ride me like a Denver bucking bronco

by Smith & Larz October 15, 2018