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A ham

A ham is an object, person, word, or phrase in media that shows up once and becomes important later down the line.

The term comes from the 2019 Invader Zim movie, Enter the Florpus, where a literal ham was introduced into the story and later on was used in the final battle.
"Now pay close attention to that ham, cuz it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story." ... "See? There's that ham again."

"God, I had no idea the cat was gonna be a ham. It makes so much sense now."
by ninjnir November 27, 2020
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Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄
by It's like that October 30, 2020
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Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.
Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself
by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020
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HAM

A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)
I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.

I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.

Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020
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fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia
fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice
by hamduster December 30, 2020
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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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ham reconditioning

When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!
George’s wife pushed out 5 kids so she desperately needed a ham reconditioning.
by Oliver Face January 6, 2021
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