Fat faced

Adjective:
Feeling extremely full from over indulging on food.

Mike gobbled the whole entire cheesesteak and now he’s fat faced.

I’m too fat faced for dessert.

by Beanscream July 3, 2024

Bald Faced Nigger

A term to describe a rude white person who is stupid and just harnesses retired women as a means to sound tough. The term is slang from the term "bald faced hornet" used to insult a rude white man.

Chris Milchek is one Bald Faced Nigger. All he does is harass my grandma for no reason over his "property"

by Angry guy from NY October 14, 2024

champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.

I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.

by TheBounder November 24, 2024

gambling facility

A faculty for people to gamble.

also known as a casino.

person 1: bro have you heard Ethan drove on a two-way bike lane to the gambling facility?
person 2: bro is such a wetlumps

by Zayo727 December 14, 2024

Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

validation facial

when you spunk on somebody's face whilst validating their feelings and saying nice things about them. just a regular facial, but you validate the recipient as you do it.

Person 1: Hey look at that spa advert, it's showing something called a validation facial

Person 2: That's nice. Somebody tells you over and over that you're beautiful as they are spaffing all over your face... sounds like a wholesome experience

by toadstool12 January 4, 2025