Skip to main content

15 will get you 20 

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.
I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.
15 will get you 20 by David October 31, 2003

Only time will tell 

A phrase referencing the fact that future events are unknown and that the outcome of a desired situation cannot be ascertained at the time until said future events unfold.
Jim: I went on a date with Becky last night. I think it went pretty well. I wonder if she's the one?
Greg: Who knows man. Only time will tell.

Flaming Wally 

The act of fucking a girl doggie style, and right when the male is about to climax, he flips her over, sets her pubic hair on fire, and extinguishes it with his jizz.
Dave told that bitch he likes bald pussy, so he had to give her a flaming wally to set her straight
Flaming Wally by Harry Sachs September 8, 2006

welly top 

a loose vagina. bucket fanny
it was like shagging a welly top!
welly top by Schmee June 25, 2004

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from. 

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.
Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

WALLY-WOO 

An expression of joy and gratitude for the Earth and its gravitating surroundings.
WALLY-WOO to that, guv'nor!
WALLY-WOO by Riv November 29, 2007