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the most badass muthafucka around. has a tendency to fuck shit up and send it. has the ability to not give a flying fuck about those bull shit high school drama fuckers. also blond/famer
person: hey byers
byers: fuck off
byers by byersbbyers June 8, 2018
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The guy who bangs the hottest girl in school. Often can be found playing hockey or cruising in a subaru.
A: Whose that kid in the subaru
B: Yo thats Byers
A: Isn't he banging ASuth/ (Insert hottest girl at your school)?
B: Yea dude, It's Byers.
Byers by BXXXV February 1, 2009
Basically the opposite of a boner. It is usually caused by a severely repulsive person or act that makes a male feel as though his penis is going inside of itself in fear and/or disgust.
"JB just deep throated a banana...gave me a raging byers!" or "Gross a muffin top, I just popped a byers!"
byers by VARoxtar October 22, 2009
The guy at your school who is really hot and plays hockey. He has a athletic build and above average cock size.
Do you know by chance who that guy is over there talking to those girls?
Oh that's Byers, he's soooo hot I would do anything to get with him!!
Byers by LivinlyfeindaAK June 11, 2011
a person who defies ones father
child: "hes taking the piss outta me dad!!"
man: "he's such a byers!!"
byers by david hooper September 4, 2006

Byers Green 

A place in County Durham ran by the most notorious family ever, the Dunnets
Friend 1: hew coming owa byers green tonight, its cushty weather to get stoned and have a mad sesh
Friend 2: aye pal am on me way know but owa youngen leon dunnet better be cominh
Friend 1: aye son
Byers Green by Bigknobwill October 4, 2018

Will Byers 

Sweet innocent Will from Stranger Things who got taken by a demogorgon at age 12, taken to another dimension where he had to fend for his life by himself against a giant ass monster who wants to eat him, without any food or water. Then, a year later after he is found, he gets fucking possessed by another giant ass monster who wants to end the world, which causes Will to almost kill his mother by choking her. Then, another year later, when he thinks everything is over, it isn't. him and his friends get chased and almost killed by a third giant ass monster who takes the shape of the second giant ass monster. Poor Willy.

R.I.P Barb, Bob, Billy, and Alexei. ➕➕
Will Byers is Fucking adorable
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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