Sleepcrastination

Staying up and doing random things instead of sleeping/resting.

“I had to be up by 8 AM, but ended up deep cleaning my room at 2 AM. I hate sleepcrastination.”

by mooooji September 8, 2025

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep Cuck

Someone who watches other people sleep peacefully while they themselves can’t fall asleep

Alec is a total sleep cuck he can’t sleep while we’re awake

by ThatOnePersonWeAllKnow November 12, 2025

sleek

being crafty and sly

You think you're sleek? Im sleeker!!!

by ashywashy11 December 7, 2025

bed sleep

A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.

I'm so tired from studying all night.
You want to crash on my futon?
Not thanks, I need bed sleep.

by Smolmarph February 24, 2011