A nastytwo-faced bitch that is very poor and wears cheap clothes but hides her identity by being judgemental towards others and brags a lot
#girl1:girl here comes Princess. #girl2:omg!girl yuu won't believe this! #girl1:what girl?!? #girl2:I saw those usa twerk tights in town,they were like ten bucks! #girl1:lol,she be acting like obama's child but she's cheap. #girl2:she is such a cheap sleeker
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.