Screeling

The act of oneself, doomscrolling reels on the mark Zuckerberg app. Scroll + Reel = Screeling

This for all the women over 50 to tell their kids they learned a new word.

I'm Screeling, because I'm bored.

by WordsMyth69 June 5, 2025

Screeching Eagle

To feel so free you must become balls deep in an american bald eagle

Shoulda been here for the fourth of July man, Bryce went full screeching eagle

by Bryce Thomas June 9, 2025

Screenshot

Having diarrhea and puking at the same time

Oh man I had some bad lettuce and took a screenshot in the bathroom yesterday

by Smikkelbeer June 22, 2025

screen time

The opportunity to negotiate for extra hours of screen time from parents, akin to spotting parking spaces for a driver. It requires keen observation and timing to seize the moment when parents are less vigilant or distracted.

My little brother has mastered the art of screen time; he knows exactly when Mom is busy and swoops in for an extra hour of gaming on Roblox!

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

screenification

The process by which screens are replacing traditional play spaces, like playgrounds, reflecting a shift in how children engage with their environment. Commonly observed in places like McDonald's play areas, where digital entertainment takes precedence over physical activity.

With the screenification of play areas, kids are spending more time on tablets than climbing on jungle gyms.

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

screen time inflation

The phenomenon where you want to be able to have more and more screen time whilst still having screen time limits imposed by parents remain equally strict. This is mainly caused by constantly subscribing to new YouTube channels, which does not show maturity in limiting your own screen time. Rather, it tells the YouTube algorithm that you're willing to have more hours of YouTube per day even though you may "only" do this as a mere digital form of "tipping". It's akin to the akcual inflation, where prices and cost of living increases significantly whilst your wage remains equally low.

Ever since Jamie started subscribing to all those YouTube channels, his screen time inflation has skyrocketed; he wants to watch more videos but still has to stick to the equally strict limits set by his parents.

by Emotional Cruiser August 4, 2025

Screenior

Elderly person who spends a lot of time on their iPad.

My grandpa is a screenior, i can't even get his attention.
Check out those screenior citizens, they're probably reading Fox News.

by BikeTour26 August 11, 2025