Stinky Massage

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the pet dog clean it up for them

"im going to give myself a stinky massage"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

Jason Massara

A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican

Jason Massara is goated

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Mogadishu Massage

Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart

Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage

by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025

Silent Massacre

phenomenon in which an individual becomes deeply aware of society’s hidden dynamics, motives, and psychological games. As this awareness grows, others begin to reject, isolate, or subtly attack the person, not for what they’ve done, but for seeing too much of the truth beneath social façades.

We must silent massacre that guy we tried to help with drugs and pretending to help them, before that story gets back to my friends/family.

by Danni4201998 November 1, 2025

Nanjing Massacre

Deadly massacre in which the Japanese Empire brutally and relentlessly killed over 300,000 Chinese civilians and POWs when finding undercover soldiers.

We should all commemorate the Nanjing massacre and its 300000 innocent victims.

by supersevenkt November 15, 2025