Mikael 

Likes attention, and usually a social media addict. Thinks he has many friends.

I saw mikael
Omg

Mikael by IsolateFire September 20, 2020

Mikael/Michael 

a. The steretypical name of a person who is a sadboi, or always pretends to have depression even though it's obvious they aren't, much like Karens are used for obnoxious women in their late 30's/40's or Kyles for young men ages 19-early 20's who pretend to be "macho" or badass
b. alternative term for a sadboi

"Did you hear how Mikael/Michael always gets sad whenever we talk about relationships?"
"Stereotypical Mikael/Michael, always the sadboi"

Mikael/Michael by zxcvbhjkl September 18, 2021

Mighty Mike 

Once a Mac OS game released in 1995. Now it means a penis.

My pants fell down and it showed Mighty Mike and his Two Fists.

Mighty Mike by xXWhiteKnightXx August 8, 2010

Dirty Mike

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.

I was so turned on from watching gay porn last night I just had to dirty Mike myself.

Dirty Mike by Wordwizard32 May 17, 2019

getting miked 

when you’re get screwed from both ends on one end is a man and on other is a woman that has a bigger ding dong than you!

yall thomas and misty did the getting miked

getting miked by M eanes January 15, 2023

Pulling a Mike 

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

Pulling a Mike by The_South_Side_Demon January 16, 2017

Mike Honcho 

A really bad clan leader.

This Mike Honcho has a losing streak of infinity!

Mike Honcho by pussack August 5, 2018