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John Hargrove 

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.
Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
John Hargrove by billdcon September 12, 2019
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john henry iron 

When two or more people gather around a dick and take turns giving single blows, like rail road workers taking turns driving a spike.
Thet kicked me out of the family reunion for trying to organize a John Henry Iron.
john henry iron by Ferd Berfal November 6, 2019
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John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase
Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

John Barem 

its is a common phrase that can be found in the broadmeadows suburb of melbourne australia
john barem means that some one is of lower intelegence and would be considered a "downie"
bro that guys a john barem wallla
John Barem by WALLA6969 September 30, 2020

John Beanigga

Have you ever heard of Jesus, well he’s second this man. All the children are his.
All of the kids love seeing John Beanigga
John Beanigga by Antione Du Vert October 20, 2020

John Lizzard 

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell
John Lizzard by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020

John Powell 

The most incredible composer ever who did the music for HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and HTTYD The Hidden World