dick around 

spending a lot of time doing nothing of any significance. see poopin' around

I don't even think I got anything done all Tuesday, I just skipped class and dicked around

dick around by Anonymous February 28, 2002

dick thirsty 

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.

Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.

dick thirsty by Free Xilo October 22, 2009

dick vacuum 

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

dick vacuum by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 26, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

Dick Cheney by Saint Blue April 14, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The forty-third President of the United States.

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.

Dick Cheney by fuck no spaces after commas guy April 9, 2005

dick trickster 

1. a female that enjoys tempting a male with sex and then refusing to give it to him.

2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).

"Man, have you seen a picture of that chick? She's damn fine!"

"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"

dick trickster by Jordan P September 11, 2007

Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

Dick Lunch by gobroncos October 31, 2011