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Being chodish; acting like a complete chode. Implies a degree of incompetence and ludicrosity that is characteristic of the chode, the whole chode, and nothing but the chode.
Bro: Dude, I fucking hate going out with John, don't invite him to the bar. I'm not putting up with his chodery tonight.

Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.

Bro: What a chode.
chodery by Merriam Chubster September 16, 2013

Chodameter 

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.
The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.
Chodesia (cho-dee-zhuh) Noun, Origin: Latin

Dried up taint juice along the choda including the back side of a formerly sweaty sack.

Chodesia is often wasted during the bathing process. It is best used when wiped along a female's leg for example leaving a colorless streak of fine fragrance similar to perfume.
After spending the afternoon brewing up a fresh batch of chodesia I wiped it on your mom's leg last night while snuggling.
Chodesia by Joe B. Black June 18, 2009

Chodarexia 

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.
Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”
Chodarexia by Wolfany August 5, 2018

chodejaw 

Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.
Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.

chodemeister 

someone who is acting like a total chode.
"Dude quit bein such a chodemeister!"
chodemeister by DylanO13 March 7, 2008