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Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt
Captain America, are you flirting with me?
by Anita Nap February 7, 2024
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captain america

Captain America is a wanna be Soilder boy. Soldier Boy is the best american soldier and best soldier in the world. He eats russians and pisses oil for breakfast. He eats duty and serves the nation for lunch and for dinner he eats a 20 inch hotdog and shits out JUSTICE!

He is the perfect American. His mother is the U.S.A and his father is an Eagle. He stormed the beaches of normandie and he is the reason the allies won ww2. He is never scared becuase he is no pussy however He saddly died trying to stop a nuclear meltdown. He saved the world. He has been rumored to be alive all though it is simply a false rumor stated by Homelander himself.
CA- Hi, Im captain america...
SB- "Im soldier boy! fuck! the world knows who i am why do i have to say it?
by Fanum tax November 8, 2023
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Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store
Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?
by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
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Captain

When you’re clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store.
Hey Captain Coupon… where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.
by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
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Captain

When your clothing line in your closet resembles the main isle at you’re local hardware store
Hey Captain Coupon … where can I find the hammer isle. “Excuse me? I don’t work here I’m just a regular customer”.
by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
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Captain Elliot

Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.
“Hey Captain Elliot, you want some blue runner blood line” “good kitty”
by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023
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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
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