more than you can shake a stick at

A LOT, Many, tons, too many

At the protest there will be more hippies that you can shake a stick at

more than you can shake a stick at by Eric Olson July 19, 2005

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore 

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE by G THE G May 11, 2007

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome 

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

my dad can beat up your dad 

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

my dad can beat up your dad by Donkey sex in june November 27, 2017

you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.

I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.

you can pound my tom tom by samtheman138 October 31, 2008

I can’t 

When someone is so done with something (a comment, a person, etc.) they can’t even finish a sentence.

“I want a salad, but just the lettuce part.”

“I can’t—”

I can’t by spoopydumpling June 9, 2018