walking tabloid 

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

walking tabloid by LaDeena July 4, 2009

walking disaster

A person prone to accidents

Guy 1: Dang did you hear about what happened to Ashley the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah heard she fell down the stairs. That girl's a walking disaster.

walking disaster by youissmart October 4, 2016

Walking Distillation 

This term refers only to experienced chemists, as it requires a great amount of skill and experience in order to achieve it. This term consists of purifying a liquid by using heat and cooling while walking in the city of Thessaloniki in Greece. This phenomenon is extremely efficient and very popular in the surroundings of Davitel Tobacco Hotel in Thessaloniki.

Sure, Stephen Hawking was a great chemist, but he was never able to achieve a walking distillation, as he was not able to walk in the streets of Thessaloniki.

Walking Distillation by KingofDefinitions May 23, 2019

Walking Car Crash

A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?

"He said I should try this new medication."

"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"

Walking Car Crash by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022

Walkerism 

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys".

In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".

Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."

Walkerism by TylerDurden_75 June 16, 2023

Talk-Walker 

noun, A person who frequently or habitually acts according to the norms of a stereotype with the purpose of conforming to said stereotype.

1) You only drink chai because it seems sophisticated (and because you're a talk-walker).

2) That talk-walker. As if learning Telegu had some purpose BESIDES making him look culturally aware.

3) Hey, is Bryan coming?

Talk-Walker by Also a talk-walker October 27, 2008

rhys walker 

Piss baby that Pisses his pants

Rhys Walker is a Rhys Walker

rhys walker by epiccoolGre March 15, 2020