no nut november

The men shall not be nutting during November you can watch porn and stroke but no nutting, periodt.

Gerald failed no nut November and shall be beat.

by uh889hh89pb779obynoopoiounnuo November 10, 2019

nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

Nut Swinging

A person, normally male, who proceeds to set up a drag race against another individual with their friends vehicle. When in fact, they themselves are incompetent of building, and/or driving a race car themselves.

I want to race, but Stevie keeps nut swinging off of Aaron and his car...it's pathetic.

by Theman1989 April 2, 2011

jizz nut

When a girl bite a mans testicle in half causing semen to explode on her face.
Also a word used in place of moron, or just general swearing.

Kylie gave me a jizz nut last night, i'm surprised i'm still standing!
You fuckin jizz nut

by Roger Rammjet September 18, 2006

power nut

A testicle that hangs lower than its brother. In the case of the Krukker, the only testicle not made of rubber.

Ow! I just sat on my power nut.
Ted's friends laughed as his power nut grew dangerously close to Bob's sleeping face.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

Nut Slap

The clapping sound your nuts make when slamming your womans ass

I could hear the nut slap from the next room.

by dixietuff September 19, 2009

nut wars

when showering on a navy ship a sailor would jerk off then proceed to throw the nut on a fellow sailor showering next to him.

Jimmy threw some nut in my eye, I am gonna get him next nut wars.

by Greg Eveland April 28, 2003