Shit just got Intense 

When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.

After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.

Shit just got Intense by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

Let's just be friends 

I liked you and enjoyed spending time with you, but now you are creeping me out. You are very possessive of me, stalking me and you won't allow me to talk to any other guy/girl except you. This will never work out and I'm out!

Let's just be friends.

Let's just be friends by Poison Ivy Aka Red June 1, 2018

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention 

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it 

This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed.

Something unexpected or unusual that the person in question wants to share with the group and when questioned on it; rather than give a straight answer, they say "well let's just say i wasn't mad about it".

Jeff: So last night maren came over and wanted to all of the sudden hook up so we made out for a while and she went home.

Beck: so how was it, that was a nice little nugget for the night?

Jeff: Let's just say I wasn't mad about it

Let's just say I wasn't mad about it by Randoni April 6, 2009

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!! 

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit

when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!! by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009

I just have really high standards 

What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.

"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"

I just have really high standards by kaly June 28, 2004

i just woke up 

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

i just woke up by 2dollars April 9, 2022