hipster

1. a dilettante with consequential views on fashion

2. a white person on the L train between Union Square and Lorimer

hipsters are found in esoteric music venues jaw dropping to bad music

by flute727 March 20, 2007

Hipster

the definition of a "Hipster" are a knock off brand name Scene kid. They lean up against brick walls and smoke only camel Turkish royals, and have shaggy mop headed hair styles, with skinny jeans so tight you'd imagine they would have dick. They listen to gay ass crab-core bands like attack attack and other scremo filth. They are always trying to give light shows and bring their Rave Gloves with them erywhere.

Alec: hey kevin?
Kevin: yeah bro-ku?
Alec: i think your a hipster dude.... im just sayin
Kevin: yo Nahh dude.
Alec: like for real dude...
Kevin: i know i am but shut up!
Alex: ^lol

by The HoIy Diver March 4, 2011

hipster

The only definition of a "hipster" is that he is a person who can stand on certain street corners in any foreign big city in the world and connect for pot or junk without knowing the language, it all makes you want to go back to America to Harry Truman's face.

As defined by Jack Kerouac in Desolation Angels (book two, part one, chapter seventeen)

whole gangs of mexican hipsters mill around, most of them with mustaches, all broke, quite a few of italian and cuban descent. some of them even write poetry, as i found later.

by Bull Hubbard May 1, 2010

Hipster

wants to be indie, but is not

you = hipster

by frodo smith January 4, 2010

hamster

(noun): a bitter tubby guy who thinks he is hot shit.

(adjective): used as way to describe an ugly fat guy, who is a conceited douche bag

Sandy: " wow, I cant believe that hamster ass mothafucker called me a scavenger!"

Lucy: " Yeah , that fat fuck has nothing else to say, he's just bitter he couldnt get any..hahah"

Sandy: " Hamsters , these days, smh"

by pgs squad April 26, 2010

hipster

An adjective. Describes a person who rejects mainstream altogether. Usually extraordinarily smart genius's. Constantly checks stocks and always talks about the advanced placement courses he/she is taking. Likes math and science. Usually go by the name of Phoenix if a guy. Deeply interested in politics, they spend their days arguing their beliefs to anyone who's interested. Also like to spend hours on end playing video games in a dark room, including the new hit game "Skyrim", a magical game with dragons. Hipsters tend to be skaters as well, dressing and acting like dumb kids but really being very smart and nerdy on the inside. Don't be fooled when you see one, they aren't dumb at all.

Person 1: "Dude, Phoenix is so smart. He's in calculus, did you know? I would've never guessed, he acts so stupid."
Person 2: "He's a hipster; of course he looks stupid on the outside."

by hipster_lover December 28, 2011

Hipster lesbians

Hipster lesbians are girls that identify as lesbians, because being straight is 'too mainstream.' These girls are usually heterosexual, but act as lesbians for attention (mostly from men) or to stand out from the crowd.

Two girls kiss next to a few guys in public.

Guy 1: "Are you guys lesbians?"
Girl 1: "Totally."
Girl 2: "Being straight is so what everyone else does."
Girl 1: "Yeah, it's so mainstream."

The girls walk away.

Guy 1: "Dude, they were weird!"
Guy 2: "They're just hipster lesbians. Let them be."

by iTainakaDesu March 18, 2014