Hipster lesbians are girls that identify as lesbians, because being straight is 'too mainstream.' These girls are usually heterosexual, but act as lesbians for attention (mostly from men) or to stand out from the crowd.
Two girls kiss next to a few guys in public.
Guy 1: "Are you guys lesbians?"
Girl 1: "Totally."
Girl 2: "Being straight is so what everyone else does."
Girl 1: "Yeah, it's so mainstream."
The girls walk away.
Guy 1: "Dude, they were weird!"
Guy 2: "They're just hipster lesbians. Let them be."
Guy 1: "Are you guys lesbians?"
Girl 1: "Totally."
Girl 2: "Being straight is so what everyone else does."
Girl 1: "Yeah, it's so mainstream."
The girls walk away.
Guy 1: "Dude, they were weird!"
Guy 2: "They're just hipster lesbians. Let them be."
by iTainakaDesu March 07, 2014
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