HAM

Hot ass mess

You know I'm a HAM right now!!

by KHatch July 2, 2021

HAM

A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)

I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.

I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.

Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.

by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020

PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.

She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.

by PB&Ham Sandwich November 12, 2019

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...

Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!

by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023

ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.

“I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”

by ham ranch November 11, 2020

go ham on that

like go town on that but better

i hope she go ham on that caramel sauce

by Chelsea BW November 24, 2016