BeamJob

1.Getting orally plessured.
2.To get a blowjob

Bro, that girl gave me the best beamjob yesterday.
I just need a beamjob.

by BodyHarvest001 February 23, 2011

Power Beard

What a Dwyer!!

Silly little men that think that having a dead rat on their face makes them look powerfull, also giving them something else to play with beside their own cocks

by The May 14, 2003

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Irish Anal Beads

Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.

"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan

by Sark O'Mullivan December 9, 2012

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Beaded Curtain

When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.

Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!

by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011

Beadoig

A derogatory term used for candy ravers

"oh look at my pretty bracelets! Im such a beadoig!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004