Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

Wizz Dick

Wizz dick shrivelled up penis due to meth.

Just took a viagra an hour ago and still got wizz dick. wizz dick small penis due to meth

by Akademics05 August 11, 2023

Wizz

you're either horny or a pedo.

"Im gonna get on wizz and look at underage girls"

by macamacamac August 22, 2023

Wizza

Derived from the conjunction between the term “Wizard” and the motif behind the colloquial use of the term “Nigga,” the term “Wizza” defines the brotherly and affectionate reference to one’s Caucasian male friends and/or a pondering individual.

My man’s Stoic pontificate different fo’ real, he a true wizza

Oh he ate some candies, wizza got the zoomies

My wizza, pull up at the quad

Trump my main wizza

by PEMDAS 9 + (3/4) July 14, 2024

Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

by Ancient God July 24, 2024

Wizard's sleeve

A particularly capacious sausage wallet; a clown's pocket.

"Sex with Veronica was really a disappointment Joe" "Nobody told me she had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve"

by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024