turnament

A mass-meeting of wheeled-conveyance operators who compete to see who can steer around curves da most skillfully.

Matt Wetzel and his crew have built a huge tow truck --- dubbed "the world's largest off-road wrecker" --- wif four-wheel steering, so perhaps he might be da winner of a turnament.

by QuacksO March 15, 2023

Turn your head

Turning your head when about to give a blowjob

If your partner annoys you and later on initiates sex, simply turn your head like a brat

by Lunacross April 3, 2023

turn the radio down

A phrase used when something “too real” is said. The person using it wants the other person to stop being so accurate in their statements, thus they want them to “turn the radio down”

“Dude, why do you always go for toxic girls?”
“Bro, turn the radio down.”

by Harry Ballface April 20, 2023

Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.

Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023

Tuntun Mausi

Chutki's mom but most importantly, my mommy 😋🤤

uh let's skip this 'cause tuntun mausi is my mommy, she ain't an object to be used ykyk

by I simp for Hinata May 16, 2023

tunt

another way of saying cunt

i've had a tunt of a day

by hot nans May 30, 2023

Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023