A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
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She is the sexiest thang eveurr she fly asf if you know a sashey you a lucky bastard cuz theirs only one and she bomb she run da world slay bitch bye
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All the guys long to call her their's and all the girls long to be her.
All the guys long to call her their's and all the girls long to be her.
Person 1- "That Sasha girl is breath taking."
Person 2- "I know right, I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw her!"
Person 2- "I know right, I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw her!"
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Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
by Zwentibold January 14, 2008
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by Lavrant June 21, 2011
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A messier look than roast beef curtains.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.
Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.
by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008
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