The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. When you get better at something because you slept on it, probably because your brain worked through some issues you were having but you were too tired/stressed to realize it at the time.
"I couldn't beat a medium difficulty Rock Band track, so I got a sleep buff and handled it just fine on the first try the next day."
by randomacct128497124981 December 27, 2023
Get the sleep buffmug. The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023
Get the Forbidden Sleep Techniquemug. by dohze November 10, 2020
Get the sleeping bagmug. by LovleyPeaches177 June 2, 2020
Get the i sleepmug. A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
Get the Sleep Blockermug. Sleep refers to either 2 things.
One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.
Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.
One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.
Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."
Example 2:
Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."
Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."
Example 2:
Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."
by Sonic Titan August 8, 2024
Get the Sleepmug.