Jizzalante

A guy who indiscrinately shoots his jizz all.ovrr the place often in public facilities of one sort or another

I went into the men's bathroom late one night at the library

There must have been a jizzalante in there before me cuz the whole sink counter was covered in jizz an shit!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

jizzapult

When you cum on a spoon and catapult it into a persons mouth

I got that jizzapult

by WATERes May 27, 2021

JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)

Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"

by Gay_kid June 17, 2021

Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.

I woke up covered in jizz feathers.

by Not xhxu June 26, 2021

Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.

{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*

by Chebster August 2, 2021

Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.

“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

jizzbo

Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.

"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."

by RandyBob August 10, 2021