touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017

fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.

Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves

by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018

getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

ol'davey

Some one who could write two novels, create over a dozen video games and still not be allowed to have something like a Wikipedia entry for any of that but would be jealous if some loser goes and shoots a bunch of people and gets an instant Wikipedia.

There's that ol'davey again, planing about his life instead of living it!

by freshassman July 26, 2018

sirr davenport

Yung drip drop god

Sirr Davenport is a young drip drop

by DripgodDrip2.0 April 13, 2019

olivia davey

Sweetest , most gorgeous genuine girl ever.
also know as dianne buswell and dani dayer make up artist

Strictly come dancing make up artist. Toured their live tour and pro tour

also post video on her youtube video and instagram

dianne buswell : red lip blue dress

olivia davey : lovin your vibes

by emxbuzzwell July 21, 2019