Choded

Being in possession of a Chode, usually, only males have this. To call something Choded can mean that they physically have a Chode, or it is simply bad at something. If you are calling an inanimate object Choded it means it's stubby and short.

The neanderthal's short, stubby figure made them a Choded species of early monkey.

by ChodedKing September 29, 2020

Stay Choded

The act of being or acting like a chode, (small, chubby-like penis). Usually a form of criticism towards one-another.

Tony: Lex! You're shirt is tight breh!

Lex: Fuck you Tony, stay choded..

arthur: Buster, are you a fucking rabbitt?
Buster: Arthur, your book series is gay.. now stay choded

by Knockin your mom May 9, 2010

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

by wanderingaxolotl July 1, 2020

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

chode

a man with big dick energy.

man what a chode

by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020

Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.

Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021