Sail Boater

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up asshole snob.

Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"

Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"

Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"

Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"

by Kevin Baines April 18, 2006

Boatman

One of the greatest people ever enjoys casually cruising in his boat

Hey boatman give us a ride

by Nutty nut face June 25, 2014

boatie

noun one who thinks they know it all when in fact they know little or nothing. verb to be boatied - to be subjected to listening to a boatie

she is so full of crap, she's an absolute boatie

by boatied to death April 20, 2005

boater

A person who is fresh of the boat, they usual think they are amazing and catholic

Stephanie Kado, obviously boater #1

by boater June 26, 2007

boatswain

pronounced "bo-sun"

1. A Turkish term of endearance.
2. An ugly wanker

"Taylor, you boatswain"
"Hey boatswain, get your pants on and finish our media trailer"

by George Allen September 18, 2008

Boatique

Nautical wear, worn as fashion, tis generally fucking awful.

EEErrr look at her wearing boatique, she looks fucking awful.

by The full moon the main moon th May 12, 2009

Tunnel Boating

Another word for anal. When a penis "boat" is entering the anus or "tunnel." Therefore tunnel boating

Awww man I was tunnel boating that tunnel butt slut all night long.

by moisture spillage June 28, 2010