Anal Rape 

A rape in the butt

I’m going to Anal Rape YOU KIERA

Anal Rape by Smallppman69420 November 30, 2019

anal pirate 

1) A person who goes around raping people anally, usually for fun or as a hobby.
2) May refer to something in a person's anal cavity.

Chris: I cant belive Kyle goes around raping people for fun

Cole: I know, that boy is a daum anal pirate!

anal pirate by arrowoodc May 9, 2011

Anal Johnson

!. Anal Johnson: Man who works in the saloon and keeps things nice and clean.

2. The Anal Johnson: guy who inserts his toe in your anus, while you are blowing him, in an unexpected fashion.

1. Bob: Did that guy just spit in the beer mug he's cleaning? What the fuck??
Brandon: Shhhh. Thats Anal Johnson, he don't like it dirty or obscene...and he owns a fucking shot gun.

2. Bob: What the fuck are you doing down there, the Anal Johnson??
Brandon: I'm just trying to make it better for you. (weeps)

Anal Johnson by Mr. Spider December 27, 2011

Anal Blast 

A horrible as fuck Grind Core band that sounds like shit & has several songs about girls menstruating.

dude! Anal Blast played at the Boston Bar with Avenger Of Blood & it cost $6.66 to get in.

Anal Blast by Karl Bakla July 24, 2008

anal sack 

A large half testicular, half mutated lollipop organ that exhists in between the two flabtastical cheeks of an anus. Sometimes the sack breaks its sakular or, sticky covering that keeps it from falling out, and dangles between the leg. If not taken care of properly you may turn into a blubbernugget or yam.

Sometimes, the anal sack is so hideous, that it can be used in a similar manner as what we like to call the medusa treatment.

HOLY SHIT, SASUKE YOUR ANAL SACK IS SHOWING! PUT IT AWAY!

anal sack by iNsaneuChiha August 29, 2005

anal jellybean 

When two people are in 69 position and trying to take a crap very slowly, poop comes out the size of jellybeans & they lick up the jellybean sized shit.

"Dude me and Shelby were 69'ing and I gave her the anal jellybean".

anal jellybean by Castro & Megan October 1, 2007

Anal Asphyxiation 

A common accourance where a person (male or female), constantly runs out of breath. The cause of this very trajic disease is having one's head to far up their ass.

My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.

Anal Asphyxiation by KyleJ April 19, 2006