Red and White Albino Rhino

When a girl is giving head to the male and accidentaly bites the males penis and the male screams "Oh Shit" and knees her in the nostrils and then cums making a bloody concotion of cum and blood.

"She gave me a red and white albino rhino"

"Dude thats awesome"

by Care Shyxie December 4, 2011

albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.

"I gave that girl the albuquerque hot pocket"

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Albanian suckerpunch

During sex, a man punches his partner in the neck, making her mouth open up, and then he gets a bj.

Penis! wow! albanian suckerpunch

by jdashasf May 24, 2011

Chris Albrecht

Chris Albrecht is a brilliant television executive. He is much loved and very missed at the HBO offices.

Chris Albrecht is a good man, not all is true of what is written by the LA Times. He is wrongly accused.

by carlosj January 17, 2008

Albee

Albee is a girl with a male-dominant brain, have strong spatial awareness, can better judge size based on sound and can thrive on little sleep. Albees have more confidence too – or at least are better at asserting themselves. She feels emotions stronger than others but is usually unable to control these feelings.

"Look at Albee! She's a female but acts like a male! Oh no, wai- AHHHHHHH SHE'S KILLING EVERYONE JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LOST HER PENCIL!"

by idgaf bout anything June 5, 2019

Jessica Alba

A NICE piece of pussy.

If you cut a pure-bread cat into pieces it would be like jessica alba's nice pussy.

by foffineassho October 20, 2008

Albatross

A large 'seagull like' bird, usually found in and around Areias Village Hotel, Albufeira, Portugal joining in on hen do's.

Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.

Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.

Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.

Oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull - NO IT IS AN ALBATROSS - seriously - thats Alby - the Albatross!!

by dixeychick1981 May 3, 2010