ironicstatement's definitions

Kidney Cracker

while your fucking a girl in the ass, doggie style, and you take a piss. after you pull out you punch her in the kidneys.

I gave that bitch a mean kidney cracker.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

tidal wave

When your eating out a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

I nearly drowned last night because she gave me a tidal wave.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Russian chocolate

Its quite simple: You simply fuck a girl in the ass and cum. Before you pull try to stir it up with your dick, after you pull out you get a straw and drink up... if you have the balls.

I had a russian chocolate milkshake last night, so I'm not hungry this morning.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.

"I gave that girl the albuquerque hot pocket"

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Bloody Tomahawk

When you fuck a girl on her period, you pull out and slap you dick on her forehead. Be sure to slap her vertically to give the illusion that an indian threw his tomahawk and it hit her on the forehead.

I gave her a bloody tomahawk, does that make me a native american?

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Palinga

A word you refer to the penis when you try to teach your catholic child the difference about boys and girls.

boys have palingas and girls have cooters.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009