classroom boner

A classroom boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he's standing to recite something during school.

I got a classroom boner today in English class!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

lady boner

Literally a boner that trans ladies get.

"Why did that person say lady boner when they don't even have a cock?"
"Yeah I don't know but think I'm going to go fap to porn with my lady boner~"

by Syldra109 October 12, 2013

raging boner

When you get a super erect penis when your mad

Guy 1:That Damn Mat h teacher gave me a f on my recent math test Guy 2: Ikr she did too Guy 1:It gave me such a raging boner Guy:2:Oh Umm wow... Tmi?

by cobaltgeo April 24, 2016

boner breath

The unbarable stale stench on a girls breath after she is done sucking your dong and hairy man balls.

Dale- Fuck no I'm not going to kiss you until you brush your fuckin teeth!

Sally- why not?

Dale- because you just got done bobbing my knob and now you got Boner Breath!!!!!

by P-mohr September 28, 2005

Boner Doner

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

by repukus October 07, 2011

Batman Boner

You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.

Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover

by iamtdean October 06, 2011

spicey boner

The act of rubbing tobasco sauce on one's boner in order to make it spicey.

Will bought some tobasco to get spicey boners.

by lordcooterblood May 27, 2006