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douche wagon 

A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.
Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.
douche wagon by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009
Related Words
WAG Wagon Wagina Wagon Wheel Wagner wagger waggot waggle wagon burner Wag1

Pickle Wagon

Defines a human face that has been violated by a gathering of gay men.
Me: look at these guys that this company hires. This guy looks like a pickle wagon.
Pickle Wagon by Saturn Diamond April 30, 2015

The Shaggin Wagon 

A red Jeep Grand Cherokee located in the town of Louisville, MS, and the surrounding county. Complete with water bed, disco ball, fuzzy dice, and battle scars from too much banging i.e. the door panel is falling off, the doors don't lock, and none of the windows roll down.
There goes Matzek in The Shaggin Wagon.

Whoa dude! I just saw your girl in The Shaggin Wagon!

Ok boys, pile your drunk asses in The Shaggin Wagon, we're headed to the after party.

cheese wagon

a wagon full of cheese ppl that eat cheese and worship the cheese god 'cheznebular'. This god lives on the planet grate
HEY MUM CAN U TAKE ME TO SCHOOL I MISSED THE CHEESE WAGON. no honey, teh cheese man will eat you all up.
cheese wagon by AAAAAAAAAAAA June 15, 2004
A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.

Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.

Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.
Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)
Wags by Johnnybonbon May 15, 2007
...But I still talk that CAAASH...
Cuz a lot WAGs want to hear it... (Mr. West)
WAGs by No.1 WAG January 18, 2009