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wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.
The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.
by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003
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703 Easy Street

A mind shattering song used to subdue those who oppose you into helpless slaves.
My wife wouldn't swallow after giving me head so I locked her in a room and played "703 Easy Street" for a week and now she's my cum guzzling minion.
by Lejes November 7, 2016
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Sexame Street Freak

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.
Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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chicago street sweeper

when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.
Vunerable ladies fear the infamous chicago street sweeper!
by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 7, 2010
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Amado across the street

The type of guy you would pay $20 to Shit on your Car.
I payed "Amado across the street" to shit on your car.
by DankMaker March 1, 2019
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Google Street Mapped

A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.
Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
by Loco® March 22, 2010
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Occupy Wall Street

An astroturf movement made up of Women's Studies and Art History majors who think it's society's/capitalism's fault that high-paying jobs aren't falling out of the sky for them.
The Occupy Wall Street children are busy tweeting on their Apple Macbooks about how horrible capitalism is while sipping their Starbucks coffee and texting their friends on their Motorola/Apple/Google smartphones.
by gr4pe sod4 November 17, 2011
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