Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.
by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003
My wife wouldn't swallow after giving me head so I locked her in a room and played "703 Easy Street" for a week and now she's my cum guzzling minion.
by Lejes November 08, 2016
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.
by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 03, 2010
A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.
Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
by Loco® March 20, 2010
by DankMaker March 02, 2019
An astroturf movement made up of Women's Studies and Art History majors who think it's society's/capitalism's fault that high-paying jobs aren't falling out of the sky for them.
The Occupy Wall Street children are busy tweeting on their Apple Macbooks about how horrible capitalism is while sipping their Starbucks coffee and texting their friends on their Motorola/Apple/Google smartphones.
by gr4pe sod4 November 17, 2011