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Chiven

Today's been a pretty chiven day
This party is so chiven
by anonymous August 22, 2022
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Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
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chinese star

rising star

chinese star
shining star

basically it is a kindergarten in Jakarta, it is known for that most chinese go there so it is called the chinese star because it rhymes with shining. The rising star is also the nickname of shining star. It's named because it was a really holy school, it was rising.
A: I wasn't a chinese but I went to chinese star!!

B: I was a chinese but I did not go there

A: lets go check out the chindo national curriculum.
by ponhpon September 26, 2022
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Chive

Chive means elegant, boujee, chic, and fancy.
You look so CHIVE today!!
by chivequeen September 28, 2022
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Chivering

A mix between chattering (like how your teeth chatter when you’re cold) and shivering.
It’s so cold today, my body is chivering!
by Boredom204 November 17, 2022
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Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022
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Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
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