blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.

She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.

by Stax878 February 25, 2024

blindricky

A blind Ricky occurs when a co worker offers you a breakfast burrito that causes you to become extremely lethargic and soon paralyzed.

When Steven ate the breakfast burrito that Robert offered him he suddenly got really tired and couldn’t move his arms or legs. Soon after eating Steven woke up in roberts jeep very confused and said “Robert did you give me a blindricky again?”

by Brother Christopher March 2, 2024

Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.

by Emerald City March 7, 2024

blind kudos

When you scroll through strava and just give kudos without even checking out their actual activity.

Jack: hey have you been running lately?
Jane: havent you been kudo’ing my strava?

Jack: oh. I’ve just blind kudos when I scroll through Strava. I actually don’t know if it’s a run or what activity you’re doing.

by Mom4running March 26, 2024

Bindercore

Coined by my irl friend Lola (@Memegirl_14 on Pinterest sand @memegirl_14 on TikTok), Bindercore is an aesthetic characterized by outlandish headcanons of real people. Politics are more commonly seen in bindercore like Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Thomas Jefferson (the most infamous icon of bindercore). Miku bonder Thomas Jefferson (by @ask-crammaster-ham on tumblr) is the most well known piece of media from Bindercore.

“ Hey dude! Someone made a Bindercore Richard Nixon! “

by shy2hy April 16, 2024

Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024

Blender

To do something smoothly, without being bait.
to pull a blender

Mo pulled a blender in the Oleaster, blending a nurse

by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024