Absorb, absUorb, absorB

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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Absolupositively

Absolupositively (adverb)
1. To dramatize or exaggerate an event, most commonly occurring in the future in order to show one’s seriousness

2. To dramatize or exaggerate an event, most commonly occurring in the future, in order to emphasize confidence in one’s ability

1. “I am absolupositively going to yell at him when I get home.

2. I am absolupositively going to blow the Judges’ minds at tryouts!

by ari_100 April 28, 2025

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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.

Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal

When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious

by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025

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absirred

Describes a ridiculous situation or attribute regarding a male organism.

Worrying about da size or specific shape of yer family jewels is totally absirred --- if you can still father healthy offspring, dat is all dat should matter.

by QuacksO May 10, 2025

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