tag-a-long-twat 

a guy/girl that is so pathetic they follow other couples around to parties and around school and ruin there fun. They dont understand that there only asked to 'tag-a-long'
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.

tom: hey nicole looking forward to your party tonight
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him

tag-a-long-twat by d a l November 24, 2006

Ye Ole Pasta Twat 

A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.

In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!

Ye Ole Pasta Twat by Bel Aire Beeryan April 9, 2010

Menage et twat 

A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.

"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"

"Yeah."

"What did they say?"

"They're...into it."

Menage et twat by Nemsen July 24, 2006

Guacamole twat 

a very green ugly looking vagina that is sloppy

ew that girl has a guacamole twat

Guacamole twat by Guacamole King October 31, 2009

re-twat 

To tell someone something you read on twitter in person. similar to a re-tweet.

Ruth re-twated the joke she read on twitter to her friends at work.

re-twat by Davbot44 October 27, 2011

swat twat 

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California

Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”

swat twat by Segwave April 18, 2017

Dumb Twat 

Anyone who uses this shitty site.

Mike: I went on UrbanDictionary the other day.
Everyone Else: Wow what a dumb Twat

Dumb Twat by Drakeon May 30, 2017