Sperm-Pissing

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina

Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.

by A lL lP H A January 10, 2012

Chef's Piss

Instead of Chef's kiss for perfection. It's Chef's Piss for absolutely garbage.

The food was completely chef's piss! It was disgusting!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Roast Piss

When one pisses exuberantly on an Arby's bathroom floor

Emily: Bro, I just took the maddest Roast Piss in the bathroom
Shane: Great, but did you get Jamochan Shake?

by JoshTheIdiotic May 22, 2020

Drago Piss

When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.

“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.

“Time to mute him?”

“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”

by DragoDiCuore May 5, 2023

Tree piss

when two people or a combination of people and small rodents ingage in a crocidle pile up when one is missing half of one of their index finger and both participants are at the highest point in the tree with a jar of pure canadian maple syrup.

tree piss is a rare occurance ive only experienced once or twice.

by Bumjol January 27, 2007

Crawdad Pissing

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer

Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"

by Porsu October 26, 2019

mud piss

When you're mid-piss and you start to crown a shit

Sorry I took so long, I was having a mud piss

by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019