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John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.
I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!
by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020
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John Deacon

John Richard Deacon was born on August 19th 1951. As the youngest member of the legendary band Queen he joined them as last one in 1971 to become their infamous Bass Player. Deacy / Disco Deacy became a legend with self written songs like Another one bites the dust, I want to break free or You're my best friend. Not to forget the famous bassline from under pressure, which was stolen by a white jerk from Florida. Deacy is Father of 6 children and since 1975 married to Veronica Deacon. He is Part of the ship Deacury with his best Friend Freddie Mercury. Deacy is known to be pure, kind, quit and cute. The Deacy Amp, which Brian May still uses was built by him. He loves to Dance on stage and is also known as Disco Queen, his favorite Food is cheese on toast and he is interested in cars just like Roger Taylor. We all Love him. And after You read that, You should too. He retired from music in 1997, after Freddie Mercury's death. And is hopefully Happy at home. In Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by Joe Mazzello
Fan: wow, i just Met John Deacon on the Stress but i didn't Record him for 10 minutes and made Pics to get attention! I respect his privacy and just told him how Amazing he is!
by Xenia Mathers April 23, 2019
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The John Travolta

When a married man turns down having sex with his wife, instead, goes and fucks a man.
Hey Carl , what you do last night?
"The bitch pissed me off, so I left and did the John Travolta."
by Pocketchange79 June 19, 2016
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john condron

Lead vocalist and founder for We Stole Saturday, formerly Scars of our Youth.
John Condron founded We Stole Saturday alongside his brother, then-vocalist Aaron Condron and former Drummer Evan Corcoran. The current Lineup consists of guitarists Brandon Gately and Alexx Krol, bassist Joshua Fitzmaurice and drummer Adam Dillon.
by weirdyrandommetal1977 November 1, 2015
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John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.
The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.
by pornstitute January 19, 2022
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Nicole John

Nicole John is quite a bizzare name for a boy. Whoever gets to know the real him would be dumbfounded. He is smart, streetwise, does not give up easily and is born a bread winner. Oftentimes he is easily distracted but he is just too busy overthinking things that he cannot control. He is not that friendly and picks people carefully before opening up to them but once you get to know him, he is fun to be with, he is loud and has a great sense of humor but also has a tendency to be forgetful. He is a great son, a caring brother,

, a reliable friend, a trustworthy colleague and a loving boyfriend. He is not a gentleman but you can always count on him (unless he forgot your discussion whatsoever) He has his negative traits but when you love a person, you accept their flaws and agree with some terms to make your relationship with them work. He loves to eat but doesn't get fat, he is not sweet but when he is, he'll put time and effort beyond expectations, he care for others but most of the time it was misunderstood and he is easily attracted to other girls but can be expexted to be loyal to his woman. His woman would be lucky to have him. Nicole John is a bizzare name because a Nicole John is a bizarre person you'll be lucky to have in your life.
I love you, Nicole John. Thanks for everything.
by Fheebs June 8, 2021
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John McCainer

A person that eats dinner at 3 to 4 PM or "John McCain time", usually an older person.
(Waiter) Oh, good, it's three o'clock; break time. Unfortunately I still have one John McCainer.
by Shikalika December 30, 2010
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